1, Can you photoshop me? Other versions include, cab you make me look 20 years younger, 20 pounds lighter, like Robert Redford, like Nicole Kidman.
2. Will it be on the telly? If filming in a public place scores of people behind the subject waving, inanely smiling and/or on their phone
3. I’ll just wing it. Never works! Quickly followed by.
4. I’ll get it right eventually. Maybe I should have written a few things down. I’ll just write a few quick notes. Can you hold those notes so I can read them? Does this look like I’m reading this?
5. Can I just take this call?
6. That’s a nice bit of kit.